I Am Addicted to R&M

I am so utterly crazy for the Adult Swim classic, Rick & Morty, that I binge watch the series at least twice a month. In public situations, I recite zingers from the show and call my close friends Birdperson, Mr. Poopybutthole, or Pencilvester. I purposely gel my hair to be shaped like Rick's and I drive a 1992 Volkswagen Beetle that I added spaceship decals to. I smoke a different R&M-themed bong for each day of the week during my long morning work commutes, and constantly endanger pedestrians and other drivers with my reckless driving. I refuse to trade identifying information when my actions have "consequences" due to nothing mattering and the person I accosted being closer to death now than before, so it's not worth my time. I only eat, play, consume slop that the show itself made reference to and/or been paid to advertise. I am banned from twenty-eight different fast food establishments after pressuring the employees to make Mulan Szechuan sauce and refusing their pleads to stop. I only ever wear clothes the characters from the show have worn, and if you see me wearing the Jerry Classic®, BACK OFF!


All in all, it's an overall mediocre show with some rare bright spots. It's not for everyone.

TeeThingus_Bonemantics said:

I am so utterly crazy for the Adult Swim classic, Rick & Morty, that I binge watch the series at least twice a month. In public situations, I recite zingers from the show and call my close friends Birdperson, Mr. Poopybutthole, or Pencilvester. I purposely gel my hair to be shaped like Rick's and I drive a 1992 Volkswagen Beetle that I added spaceship decals to. I smoke a different R&M-themed bong for each day of the week during my long morning work commutes, and constantly endanger pedestrians and other drivers with my reckless driving. I refuse to trade identifying information when my actions have "consequences" due to nothing mattering and the person I accosted being closer to death now than before, so it's not worth my time. I only eat, play, consume slop that the show itself made reference to and/or been paid to advertise. I am banned from twenty-eight different fast food establishments after pressuring the employees to make Mulan Szechuan sauce and refusing their pleads to stop. I only ever wear clothes the characters from the show have worn, and if you see me wearing the Jerry Classic®, BACK OFF!


All in all, it's an overall mediocre show with some rare bright spots. It's not for everyone.

I am pickle rick rub a dub dub.

This morning I saw my roommate turn on some season 9 episodes and they were actually pretty good, I was surprised

Shrekler said:

This morning I saw my roommate turn on some season 9 episodes and they were actually pretty good, I was surprised

A lot of this past season was pretty solid overall. That one animal episode is the highest rated one in years, which is a godsend knowing how badly the show needed to get itself together after coasting off the first two or three seasons for several years straight. I did not care for the martial arts episode, though.

TeeThingus_Bonemantics said:

I am so utterly crazy for the Adult Swim classic, Rick & Morty, that I binge watch the series at least twice a month. In public situations, I recite zingers from the show and call my close friends Birdperson, Mr. Poopybutthole, or Pencilvester. I purposely gel my hair to be shaped like Rick's and I drive a 1992 Volkswagen Beetle that I added spaceship decals to. I smoke a different R&M-themed bong for each day of the week during my long morning work commutes, and constantly endanger pedestrians and other drivers with my reckless driving. I refuse to trade identifying information when my actions have "consequences" due to nothing mattering and the person I accosted being closer to death now than before, so it's not worth my time. I only eat, play, consume slop that the show itself made reference to and/or been paid to advertise. I am banned from twenty-eight different fast food establishments after pressuring the employees to make Mulan Szechuan sauce and refusing their pleads to stop. I only ever wear clothes the characters from the show have worn, and if you see me wearing the Jerry Classic®, BACK OFF!


All in all, it's an overall mediocre show with some rare bright spots. It's not for everyone.

My twisted ass thought you meant Rape & Murder

Never really looked that interesting to me, like a lesser futurama