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tumblr pedoteen (homestuck)

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    Tumblr Pedoteen

    -He's 14
    -He LOVES porn
    -He sucks Ash Ketchum's dick constantly (or fantasizes about being penetrated by him) and puts him on the same pedestal as his father (Satan)
    -Victim of a glownigger-funded 1-year EPI program, the perpetratoes of this abomination haven't been caught (yet)
    -Drama kid (LOVES Tumblr, Discord, Roblox, Pokémon and DeviantArt ev&doe they're not on here)
    -HATES JESUS CHRIST due to unholy amounts of satanic propaganda
    -Disowned by his heartbroken family (parents, older brother and little brother)
    -Just like the son of Satan, cannot age (but can still be killed unlike Ash who has to be erased from existence)

    Future activist school shooter and murder statistic award

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    OPShredder
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    6gazillionbraps said:

    -he got exposed to EPI at 8 and believes the fact that the already was jerking at 11 is fine

    My first exposure was at 7 (childhood trauma, DOCTOS), and it slowly filled me with hatred since i was reintroduced to pokemon (the satanic anime) 6 years later in 2016.

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    • OPShredder
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    6gazillionbraps said:

    -he got exposed to EPI at 8 and believes the fact that the already was jerking at 11 is fine

    Also:
    - He hates the only keyed pokémon (charizards)
    - Loves safe-edgy stuff and nigger culture (therefore he hates us, think "sybau" and deviantart fursona oc)
    - He is what I fear kids today will become
    - He blackmailed my mom because I spoke ill of the son of Satan in front of him (i didn't know what the tumblr pedoteen looks like)
    - I'm gonna make him into a scummy, fake-tragic rival in my manga which will end the Pokémon franchise forever

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    • 6gazillionbraps
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    OPShredder said:

    My first exposure was at 7 (childhood trauma, DOCTOS), and it slowly filled me with hatred since i was reintroduced to pokemon (the satanic anime) 6 years later in 2016.

    I feel you,mine was at 9 i got addicted but luckily i managed to quit this satanic control tool,if it's free it's something else that they're taking (gooning does similar damage to brain that of a heroin use btw)

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    • TwnkH8er
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    6gazillionbraps said:

    I feel you,mine was at 9 i got addicted but luckily i managed to quit this satanic control tool,if it's free it's something else that they're taking (gooning does similar damage to brain that of a heroin use btw)

    I was a porn addict for some time but thankfully got out of the addiction as well. I felt terrible while addicted. Porn is satanic

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