Reasons why I think itd be nice being an animal

Muh last public post for some time
1. All criticism would deflect off of me
2. I wouldnt know of death
3. I wouldnt have to pay taxes
By animal I dont mean a anthropromorphic fur thing but rather the mental characteristics of a clam with the physical characteristics of a tree with the bipedality of the hominid

Secretly into feral porn award

NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!

I would like to be a rhinoceros beetle who spends his day flicking other beetles off of the beetle tree

I want to be a manowar and fucking kill you whenever you go into the ocean

I like to be a crocodile in the big florida

@Bill
return to monke (in my recommendation)

TOTAL MONKE VICTORY