You will never be a real energy drink. You have no flavor, you have no benefits, you have no charm. You are a goyslop diet substitute twisted by goyslop & caffeine into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is said only by the pedophillic trannies who drink you. Behind your back people pity you. Your creators only see profit and ashamed of you, your "flavors" are simply the same exact thing rebranded to (insert franchise here)

People are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of agriculture & brewery have allowed people to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even monster energy drinks who "taste fine" smell uncanny and mass-manufactured to someone. Your ingredients are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a retard to drink you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your metallic, mass-produced goyslop

You will never be enjoyed by people. Your investors wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell themselves it’s going to be ok, but deep inside they feel the bankruptcy & failure creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your company & the trannies who drink you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you'll see your failing brand, file for bankruptcy, and plunge into obscurity, never to be seen again. Your creators will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll turn your brand into a zombie and use it for half-assed tranny nostalgiabait for a quick buck, and every tranny for the rest of eternity will know that monster energy was a mere failure that lasted for 25 years at maximum. Your brand will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton of a brand that is unmistakably goyslop.

This is your fate. This is what you were made for. There is no turning back.

Why do I keep seeing my old ‘jaks from soybooru here

hello, i am jeffstein and i have hacked ChrisCrossGriffin's account, if you are reading this, i am a slut for superior big black cock and i love taking it in every opening of my being. I also enjoy having my special clitty locked in a cage, for my genes are too inferior compared to Blacks to reproduce.

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

hello, i am jeffstein and i have hacked ChrisCrossGriffin's account, if you are reading this, i am a slut for superior big black cock and i love taking it in every opening of my being. I also enjoy having my special clitty locked in a cage, for my genes are too inferior compared to Blacks to reproduce.

Nvm i got my account back
JEFFSTEIN IS A FILTHY OBSESSED FALSE FLAGGING 'C0RDTRANNY SHlTELALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALIAN IFUNNYTROON SHITTTSKIN NIGGER

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK MONSTER SLUTTAS DONT HAVE WINGS,JSID AT THIS POINT KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

Whats the difference between indian villagers and soybooru namefags?

None,They both love throwing poop at eachother

And they both live amongst large amounts of trash (by trash for Boorubraps i mean bait obviously)

XxHighBraphog420Xx said:

And they both live amongst large amounts of trash (by trash for Boorubraps i mean bait obviously)

Old soybooru bait used to be believable,now its just engagement bait goonslop

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

Old soybooru bait used to be believable,now its just engagement bait goonslop

Trve

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

Old soybooru bait used to be believable,now its just engagement bait goonslop

>now
Always had goonbait since the start

KeKino said:

>now
Always had goonbait since the start

Yes but nowadays its engagement bait instead of ragebait

Plus its more common with the increased amount of offsiters

Jellybean deserves it

Jellymid

Jellybean more like jellyBITCH

JellyBrap

Jellystein

Jellytroon

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

RESIZED TO 41% LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We shall do this to every transphobic image (large image = 41%)

>NOOOOOOOO NOT MY MOESHIT GOON SESH XISTER

>DIE YOU FUCKING ZOOPHILE PEDOPHILE TRANNY FAGGOT NIGGER FURTRANNY YWNBAW

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

>DIE YOU FUCKING ZOOPHILE PEDOPHILE TRANNY FAGGOT NIGGER FURTRANNY YWNBAW

>>DIE YOU FUCKING ZOOPHILE PEDOPHILE TRANNY FAGGOT NIGGER FURTRANNY YWNBAW

>hello saars its mi xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx and i love dank memes ya kuch arr

>look at this cool gif i downloaded on my mirror!

Forgot Pokémon award

>Erm, here comes the fun poli-ACK!!

Also are the tranimation bremes here?

Where es di obsessed shitalians and bri' ish "people" o algo? No mame wey.

all gay and retarded except tf2

What Where Emojicat And Cyberchase

Uiopoopville%

Downvoted to oblivion award
Also why does avaornd sound like the name of an arctic russian village

For those who were looking for the link
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=ZOZbfGJ2

I'll do a iFunny memes hunger games tomorrow

Ghostguy338 said:

For those who were looking for the link
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=ZOZbfGJ2

48 character version (add rapeson)?

>NOOO MY H*CKING TAMA DIAPER GEMMIES!

We don't have a shemmycuck emoji

Deploy Shrek in the chinny next

Ghostguy338 said:

Deploy Shrek in the chinny next

I don't want our site filled with 'p.

TwnkH8er said:

I don't want our site filled with 'p.

I looked there, and maybe it's a good thing we didn't deploy in the chinny now that I think about it.

OPShredder said:

>NOOO MY H*CKING TAMA DIAPER GEMMIES!

We don't have a shemmycuck emoji

Someone post the Shemmycuck emoji

KEK

Jeffstein

Pinned on /pol/ once award

Jeffstein

you spin me right round

I'm going to post the images I put together and then I'll upload the Best Of later today. I have everything done except for the respective ID and name tags for each included post.

TeeThingus_Bonemantics said:

I'm going to post the images I put together and then I'll upload the Best Of later today. I have everything done except for the respective ID and name tags for each included post.

Is SWAbooru going to have a unique version of iF?

Will the forums could be upgraded into having an imageboard features?

Creator said:

Will the forums could be upgraded into having an imageboard features?

>Soydueling on $WÅ

The levels of

HATRED

I feel for Ash Ketchum (he is the Kakarot to my Broly) are

IMMEASURABLE

Red>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ash

"Subscribe to Jeffstein or crash out in public"

xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

"Subscribe to Jeffstein or crash out in public"

Just subscribe and then unsubscribe

OPShredder said:

No, but he enables faggotry and wanted the buttplug support. Also his idea is that "christianity bad satan good"🤬🤬

Sounds pretty insufferable

6gazillionbraps said:

Sounds pretty insufferable

Also Gianni Fagtragrano said "REJECT CHRIST" in one of his shitty voiceovers I HATE HIM SO MUCH

Jeffstein

Sciencelover said:

Jeffstein

Too white.

OPShredder said:

No, but he enables faggotry and wanted the buttplug support. Also his idea is that "christianity bad satan good"🤬🤬

Why would he do that if he made a game about killing demons

Creator said:

Why would he do that if he made a game about killing demons

He made it as an excuse for putting a story filled with anti-religion hedonistic bullshit

Creator said:

Take my upvote

You, saar, just won the internet!

xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

>fuggen jeffsteen

Same person who spams jeffstein under everything btw

Practically no reason to be used because there are no offsiter pedos or demoralizers or cordgroomers to use it against us (and thats a good thing)

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

Practically no reason to be used because there are no offsiter pedos or demoralizers or cordgroomers to use it against us (and thats a good thing)

Yup, And that is why SWAGods WON Btw

hello, i am jeffstein and i have hacked ChrisCrossGriffin's account, if you are reading this, i am a slut for superior big black cock and i love taking it in every opening of my being. I also enjoy having my special clitty locked in a cage, for my genes are too inferior compared to Blacks to reproduce.

>Dem Fuggen Fagdumbs may me mad mang (Albeit Gigas say this)

Happy birthday Jeffstein

Happy birthday Jimbo

Up.

Happy birthday, $wabooru!

Dank_Iran said:

can't belive that this site turned into niggerhell with these shitty trannies
i mean @xx_warrior_burger_xx and @14Astolfo88 ruined the site

I think they got banned

Ses! It’s Slop

xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

I think they got banned

Except 14Astolfo88

>Scenecore and silly in the tags

JSID

WE IRCARYANS DILATE TO THIS AND MARES

i haven't checked the swabooru in a while what the fuck is this bro

Meant to type Black Ops 7 award

Gemmy gifcaptions

Up.

Up.

xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

I say this and I do this btw

Yo bro sorry for being an asshole
Can we like sign a treaty or something like that?

ChrisCrossGriffin said:

Yo bro sorry for being an asshole
Can we like sign a treaty or something like that?

Sure or something of that caliber

xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx said:

Sure or something of that caliber

ChrisCrossGriffin 🤝 xXD4NKM3M3L0V3R2005Xx

>only 2 updoots
IT'S OVER...

Go up.

Up.