Apparently he was 3 feds running a troll account to see da heckin extremism unfold or something and they got fired by pumpkin pinochet
As funny as that concept is, it reads as Tom wanting to leave the app and making sure to do it in a way that satisfies him. Unfortunately for him, Chris Chan was more convincing in this "I've been a big freaking troll the whole time!!! " bit, as Tom is still active on other sites. Feature Creatures will still fall for it, though, like they do for everything else.
I am undeleting this post. For anyone outside the loop here: This post is jejworthy due to miraculously bypassing iFunny's draconian automod system when other, far more passive and safe content would instantly be blackholed/gunted as a result of poor programming. The original post survived for quite a while, reaching a form of notoriety as a result. It is, for better or worse, historically relevant to the culture of iF.
Reggie here. I priced them that intentionally because I hate niggers and know they can't afford our new games. Stay tuned for Metroid Lunchly, a spinoff to Metroid Prime. Also, Mother 3 is coming, but we decided the game would be far better if it got cut off by a pixelated screen of dead nigger baby that appears the moment you die and is inescapable no matter what.
Reggie here. I priced them that intentionally because I hate niggers and know they can't afford our new games. Stay tuned for Metroid Lunchly, a spinoff to Metroid Prime. Also, Mother 3 is coming, but we decided the game would be far better if it got cut off by a pixelated screen of dead nigger baby that appears the moment you die and is inescapable no matter what.
ARYANTENDO VVILL ENACT TOTAL NIGGER GATEKEEPING AND TOTAL TRANNY GATEKEEPING (TROONS CAN'T AFFORD SHIT XHEY ARE TOO BUSY GOONING TO 'P ON DER CORD AND GROOMING MINORS TO GET A JOB AND SPEND WHAT LITTLE MONEY XHEY HAVE ON HRT AND TROONSLOP) TRVST THV PLVN DONKEY KONG PATRIOTS VNITE HEIL NINTENDO EPD HEIL MIYAMOTO