Also: - He hates the only keyed pokémon (charizards) - Loves safe-edgy stuff and nigger culture (therefore he hates us, think "sybau" and deviantart fursona oc) - He is what I fear kids today will become - He blackmailed my mom because I spoke ill of the son of Satan in front of him (i didn't know what the tumblr pedoteen looks like) - Undertroon fanboy - I'm gonna make him into a scummy, fake-tragic safe-edgelord rival in my manga which will end the Pokémon franchise forever