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Ngl I feel like soytan should be dropped as the sharty's mascot, we have like six "core" 'jaks that are way more plentiful in their use and nowadays besides soytan irony and Natetok stories from the sharty her only real use seems to come from the jarty
Soytan was meant to make fun of generic tranime mascots but ended up being one they just didn't make her ugly enough to be funny so it can only rely on being "attractive"
Pizza Tower is pretty cool. But the trandumb is shit from a butt.
Trandumbs of even good media often tend to be obsessed so the best way to enjoy teh game is usually by avoiding interaction with the trandumb and if creator suck too then avoid interaction with the creator too
Coom-Monsters don't realize that no matter how many times they finish during their goon quest, they never truly finish their goon quest until it's done with them.