When Steve Jobs died from fart cancer, Apple held a séance and tracked his soul's journey to reincarnation to a little metal shack in Indonesia. Few kno this, but Darma is behind every decision the company has made for the past eighteen years.
You painted yourself a big, bright target on your back in the_double_digit_club, nigga. What else am I going to do? Sacrifice the lowest earner here and anger the Bores? Unless you want our sacred ground cursed for seven generations of plague and plaque, this had to happen.
It pained me as significantly as any splinter could inflict, but someone needed to be up on the altar shaped like Chris Bores' giant Neanderthal head to be sacrificed in the name of stability.
It pained me as significantly as any splinter could inflict, but someone needed to be up on the altar shaped like Chris Bores' giant Neanderthal head to be sacrificed in the name of stability.
I set up this specific video and some other shockers in the randomizer to have slightly higher weight (+4%) than other posts. To offset the damage, I set all posts by @ChrisCrossGriffin to have slightly lower weight (-30%).
